wolfluxury:

bo burnham being a sassy little shit on twitter part 1/5

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shavingryansprivates:

i’M SCREAMING BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE THIS IS

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ryanvallejo:

"your taste in music kinda sucks"

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shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just

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avenqcrs:

hey you

yes you

is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?

either way

youre looking great

you are going to rock this

i believe in you

youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ

best wishes, 

me

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timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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